I’m against them. Not because they’re offensive, but because they are badly drawn.
You humans are interesting, and this latest clash of cultures is most illuminating. When my fleet gets here — and eventually it will — I think I know how to sow a little discord on this pretty blue planet to make my job of conquering you a bit easier.
For the Muslim world, I’ll just pre-empt regular Al-Jezeera programming with my pilot sit-com, “Everybody Hates Muhammad!”
In the West, all I have to do is attack your sacred freedom of speech. Perhaps if a leading dissident protests at a State of the Union address I’ll have her arrested. Or I could wiretap private phone calls!
No, wait, that won’t work…
Oh, I know, I’ll just pre-empt a major sporting event with my pilot sit-com, “Everybody Hates Muhammad!”