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Fly the Flensing Skies

turbineIn the late 1960’s Albanian Airlines’ passengers had overwhelmingly rejected their, “only a sissy needs a seatbelt,” marketing slogan.

Their subsequent efforts were equally ineffective at increasing their revenues, including the following notions:

  • no alcohol or tobacco on our flights, but we provide scopolamine
  • bring your own seat (lawnchairs, hammocks, blankets acceptable)
  • we don’t mind goats, just share!

Finally, they discovered the magic of extortion.

Alltop will extort a laugh any way they can.