The host of the CBC Radio show, Ontario Morning, was firing on all humor cylinders at 7:15 am.
She was doing a spot on mandatory sprinklers in all new Ontario homes, and after interviewing the MPP (Member of Provincial Parliament) who was sponsoring the new legislation, she chatted with a spokesperson from the Ontario homebuilders association, whom she introduced as Mr. Victor Fume.
(Apparently Mr. Jack Smoke-inhalation and Mr. Ted Inferno were unavailable to do the interview…)
Vic did a pretty good job with the interview. He answered all of Fitzgerald’s questions, got his point across, and never once mentioned that his name was actually Victor Hume.
Or maybe I just dreamed it all.