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Passive-Aggressive Punctuation

Ze Frank has a creative way of dealing with those annoying client emails that he has to answer politely, and dare we say, with a certain amount of unctuousness. The customer is always right, but this kind of constant kowtowing can cause anger to build up, and eventually, something bad will happen. You know, an event that involves sniper rifles and bell-towers, or epic schnapps benders that end with you found dead and naked (not necessarily in that order) somewhere in Tijuana.

But wait, Ze has found a way to write those cringing, polite emails without a Vesuvius of Rage building inside your brain. Just mentally replace the punctuation with your own set of phrases that will make you feel like you’re saying what you really mean.

You may know Ze Frank better for his Sad Cat Diary.

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  1. what the hell? i’m first?! i think it’s just a no comment kind of day. i’m trying not to take it personally.

    i watched the video. very funny!

  2. oh, i forgot to add 🙂

  3. well, that didn’t work.

  4. Yes, that’s just passive (and happy). : )

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