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Professor Quippy: Hot Lap Prevention

Professor QuippyIntel is patenting a way to prevent your naughty bits from overheating.

If you’ve ever sat for a while with a laptop perched upon your personal area, you know that things can get a little warm — and not in a nice way.

According to the New Scientist, Intel’s invention: “uses light to sense when a computer casing is getting too hot, and automatically “throttles back” the power.”

We wonder if other sources of genital heating can cause the computer to “throttle back” too — could be a successful way of preventing the use of laptop pr0n.

New Scientist story here.