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The Devil's Dictionary: The Skwib Updates: K

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The Devil's UpdatesKORAN, n. A book which the Mohammedans foolishly believe to have been written by divine inspiration, but which Christians know to be a wicked imposture, contradictory to the Holy Scriptures.

The Skwib Update:

KORAN, n. A recitation; a narrative, legal prescription and exhortation on how to submit.