The Lost Power Point Slides (Edgar Rice Burroughs Edition)
Published November 9, 2009 By
Mark A. Rayner
Presentation of Oeuvre (slides one through five)
A Princess of Mars (first book in John Carter of Mars series)
Disaffected ne’er-do-well white man rescues savage and extremely naked princess
Along the way, he learns her language, fights strange creatures, and proves his superiority
Then he gets it on with her.
Tarzan of the Apes (first book in Tarzan series)
White child raised by apes becomes a noble and mostly naked savage
He meets Jane, a beautiful English woman, and must save her
Along the way he learns her language, fights dangerous creatures and proves his superiority
Get back to England. He gets it on with her.
At the Earth’s Core (first book in Pellucidar series)
Idealistic white hero David Innes must rescue savage and sexy Dian from flying dinosaur-like hominds
Along the way, he learns her language, fights strange creatures, and proves his superiority
Then they get it on.
Pirates of Venus (first book in Venus Series series)
Idiotic white hero tries to fly to Mars and ends up in Venus
He falls in love with Venusian princess (who is in her voluptuous way a barbarian)
Along the way, he learns her language, fights strange creatures, and proves his superiority
Then she blows his mind, that tart.
Etc.
Alltop and humor-blogs.com are the ugly savages that ERB’s hero is about to kick the crap out of. In honor of ERB: I read most of his books when I was a kid, until I figured out it was the same story over and over again. Little did I know that is the secret to success in the literary world. Artwork based on photo by lechatmachine. Originally published in September, 2005. Seriously.
