The Lost Power Point Slides (Frankenstein Edition)

Victor Frankenstein Presents Whack-Job Theory (slide 1)

• Take dead body parts and stitch together
• Stick electrodes in
• Charge with massive jolt of lightning
• Of course it’s obscene, I’m Victor Frankenstein!

Victor Frankenstein Presents “What was I thinking?” (slide 6)

• Man, I must be nuts, but then again, I am Victor Frankenstein
• Creature was brutal to look at
• Plus, it just killed my brother
• Oh, now it’s killed my best friend
• And my newlywed wife.

The Monster Presents the Concept of “Fire” (only slide)

• Anngh! Anghhhh!
• Baaad!

The Monster Explains Itself to Frankenstein(slide 2)

• Actually, old boy, you really made me feel quite unwanted
• Remember when you animated me, and I smiled at you, and you ran screaming from the lab in horror?
• Yes, that was when I decided to ruin your life.
• When did I learn to speak? Oh, between murdering your brother and your best friend I went to college. (I majored in communications.)

Humor-blogs.com and Alltop are also grotesque monstrosities that you should fear. Thanks to bbaltimore for the photo.