The Lost Power Point Slides (William Wallace Edition)

William Wallace Presents the Battle of Stirling Bridge (Slide Five)

• We smell like crap
• We can’t read
• We’re covered in woad
• Time to kick some ass!

William Wallace Presents the Battle of Stirling Bridge (Slide Six)

• What’s in it for you?
• Freedom from English tyranny. (Not Scottish.)
• For me? I don’t know, perhaps I’ll get knighted or something.

Sir William Wallace Explores Concept of Defeat at Falkirk (Slide 3)

• Form in schiltrons – yah, like a hedgehog
• English can’t break through those!

Trial of Wallace in London (Slide 1)

• Can’t be tried for treason
• Never subject of Edward
• Didn’t knock up your future Queen either.

Inspired by:
Battle of Stirling Bridge (Sep. 11, 1297)