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The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Lord of the Flies Edition)

image of savage boy from Lord of the FliesMy Grade 11 Gym Teacher Explains the Book –>Slide 2

  • Those choir boys were surprisingly tough
  • Ralph was a disappointment
  • Piggy got what was coming to him
  • (He’d be target practice in “dodge” ball)
  • Too bad they were rescued. I’d have left them on the island a bit longer. Toughen em up.

Carl Rove Presents the Lord of the Flies as Political Allegory –>Slide 4

  • Ralph represent democrats
  • Piggy represents liberal media
  • Jack is me
  • Roger is Rummy
  • Simon is W.
  • Samneric are the pigs, er, voters.

George W. Presents the Lord of the Flies as Political Allegory (Only Slide)

  • Big lizard, right?
  • Ate the children. Heh, heh.

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