Category: Ask General Kang

Ask General Kang: What should you do if you discover your leader is a hypocrite?

Published July 2, 2013 By Mark A. Rayner

First of all, don’t be surprised. Then, I suppose it depends a little what kind of hypocrite. For example, if you are talking about a…

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Ask General Kang: If a blogger blogs in the forest, and nobody is around to read it, does it exist?

Published June 28, 2013 By Mark A. Rayner

I think what you’re really asking is can something exist without being perceived. Of course, in this instance, you’re forgetting that the person writing the…

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Ask General Kang: How do you deal with bad drivers?

Published June 18, 2013 By Mark A. Rayner

The first thing you have to realize is that I’ve only been subject to the idiocy of my fellow car-jockeys since my arrival on Earth.…

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Ask General Kang: What do you do when your planet runs out of resources?

Published June 12, 2013 By Mark A. Rayner

What do I do? Shouldn’t you be asking what will you do? What I do is charge up the power cells in my Interstellar Ape-arda,…

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