By Mark A. Rayner Hello. I am called Jim-Bot 3000. I am the world’s first quantum robot. That does not mean that I am both…
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drooling pinheads open their stories with the weather, or a prologue the passive voice is used by fatuous knobs corpulent prose-pederasts use a verb other…
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“Captain Chiggerson, can you hear me? Captain?” “I can hear you! I’m blind, not deaf.” “Sorry Captain, but you didn’t seem to be responding,” the…
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An Open Letter to Boris Johnson’s Hair
Dear Boris Johnson’s Hair, It’s really not going very well, is it? But it’s not your fault. It really isn’t. In the history of British…