A new and lively Carnival of Liberty is available at Combs Spouts Off, where the frothiness of our submission, Dr. Tundra forsakes the Flying Spaghetti Monster is quite rightly pointed out.
This is hilarious.
No wait, this list of America’s most loathsome people is more hilarious. George Lucas is #44 and this is his sentence:
Cast into the gaping maw of Tatooine’s all-powerful Sarlacc and digested alive for a thousand years, along with a talkative Jar Jar Binks.
Warning: best taken in small doses.
What you didn’t find any of that funny? Then heeeeere’s your sign.