Personally, I’ve always wanted mental powers — if you can move molecules around with your mind, you can do anything. And in the spirit of this video, I’m off to inject my brain with a colloid of platinum and iron and play with the new 9.4 Tesla MRI at Robarts Research.
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=2FowlU2nLxk [/youtube]
I can cancel meetings at will.
Ooo, that’s a good one.
When the word got out that I can do this, I was begged incessantly by others to “do my thing.” But, alas, it doesn’t work that way.
I can make myself hiccup on cue. I haven’t found the particular crime-fighting usefulness of this superpower as of yet, but I’m looking.