ASK THE CEO

How long has JBM been in business?

JBM was founded in 1963 by Dr. Xavier Malifico, Nobel-Prize Winning menace to world peace. His first Red Juggernaut was extremely successful and helped JBM capitalize throughout the 1960s and 1970s.

How do I work for JBM?

You can fill out the form, and we will call you if we are interested. If you do not hear from us, assume that we are not interested in your experience.

How do I buy JBM stock?

You do not. It is a private company and will stay that way in the forseeable future.

How do I contact JBM?

Use the form.

I am having problems getting my Red Juggernaut to work properly/cease its destructive rampage. How do I get help?

Use the form.

I would like to do business with JBM, how do I start our relationship?

Form!

Is this website serious?

You can learn more about JBM and why this website exists here.