Ask General Kang: Do you have soccer on your home world?
Published June 14, 2006 By
Mark A. Rayner
Yes, but it’s called football, just like everywhere else in the galaxy.
North American moron.
Next time: If Bluknark the Terrrible is traveling from Alpha Centauri at the speed of light, and his friend Mistkea-a-a-k-pthi is traveling at 60 degrees from the galactic elliptic at .999 of the speed of light, from Altair, how long does it take for them to meet, and how quickly will an egg fry on your forehead while you solve this problem? Show your work for extra points.