Well, as your own Sung Tzu said, “All war is deception,†so you’d be foolish to believe anything that I told you.
However, with that caveat, I will tell you that I’m very impressed with you Earthlings, particularly your creativity; it translates into all kinds of incredible things like religion, art and corporate reward programs (and of course, your vast capability for self-deception). So my eventual victory over you puny humans will require that I turn your creative nature to my advantage.
Either that or I may first bombard your cities with massive fruit cakes. Having just experienced my first “Christmasâ€Â, I cannot imagine a more demoralizing opening move.
you left out feng shui, was this just an oversight? glad to have you back.
did you catch Dropping like flies Part I and Dropping like flies Part II?
love letter to you pops. i would have commented on more but after 5 tries on word verify, i am taking a nap.
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