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Likely sentiment of average Canadian voter after US Ambassador tries to influence our election, sung to "You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch"

US Ambassador as the GrinchYou’re a mean one, Ambassador.
You really are a heel.
You’re as cuddly as a cactus,
You’re as charming as an eel.

You’re a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You’re a lackey, Ambassador.
Your heart’s an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You’ve got garlic in your soul.

You are sadly mistaken if you think
we’d listen to you, you stooge …
you’re Mr. Bush’s troll!

–With apologies to Dr. Seuss (and all my US friends who didn’t have anything to do with the ambassador’s intrusion)

Inspired by:
US Ambassador rips Martin over Kyoto