Likely sentiment of average Canadian voter after US Ambassador tries to influence our election, sung to "You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch"

You’re a mean one, Ambassador.
You really are a heel.
You’re as cuddly as a cactus,
You’re as charming as an eel.
Ambassador.

You’re a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You’re a lackey, Ambassador.
Your heart’s an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You’ve got garlic in your soul.
Ambassador.

You are sadly mistaken if you think
we’d listen to you, you stooge …
you’re Mr. Bush’s troll!

–With apologies to Dr. Seuss (and all my US friends who didn’t have anything to do with the ambassador’s intrusion)