A few Carnivals to check out first:
Archer has news about Bush embracing the Geneva Convention. Then there’s this story about a role-playing gamer and his ability to keep his cool, even when Brazilian gangsters put a gun to his head for his game password. (Clearly, this guy has a wisdom score of 18, and possibly +5 Underwear of Bravery/ -5 Gitch of Stupidity.
Speaking of stupidity, here is a quiz to help you determine which lolcat you are.