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The Lost Power Point Slides: Bonehead Ideas Edition #1

Kon-Tiki!

Thor Heyerdahl presents Kon-Tiki expedition (slide 1)

  • Hey fellow Norwegian super-men, let’s put on a show!
  • Let’s prove you can sail a raft from South America to Polynesia.
  • Call it Kon-Tiki, you know, the Inca sun god.

Thor Heyerdahl presents Kon-Tiki expedition (slide 2)

  • Are you Norwegian? Then you can come.
  • We have room for one Swede, so Bengt, you can come too.
  • Bengt will be our steward, organizing food and translator, the girliest occupations.

Thor Heyerdahl presents Kon-Tiki expedition (slide 3)

My theory:

  • That ancient pre-Columbian natives first settled Polynesia
  • They were the “long-eared” people
  • Yes, wiped out by “short-eared” people, who immigrated from Asia
  • Lucky for the “short-eared” people the “no-eared” people lived in Africa and had never heard of Pacific.

Thor Heyerdahl presents Kon-Tiki expedition (slide 6)

Rules:

  • Only materials and technologies available to ancient Polynesians in South America
  • If we run out of food it will be Bengt’s fault.
  • Therefore, we eat him first.

Inspired by:
Kon-Tiki Expedition, landing in Polynesia on August 7th, 1947.