Category: Ask General Kang

Ask General Kang: I really don’t understand quantum mechanics — is there any hope for my marriage? Also I’m pretty sure my wife is cheating on me with a vampire.

Published March 11, 2013 By Mark A. Rayner

I think your marriage is safe, as long as you can do two things. First of all, you HAVE to wrap your head around Heisenberg’s…

Published March 1, 2013 By Mark A. Rayner

How the hell would I know? I don’t even know what kind of class you’re taking! I do have a couple of ideas, though, if…

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Published February 8, 2013 By Mark A. Rayner

You probably get a lot of funny looks when you employ that adjective. Some of the looks are from borderline homophobes, who believe that you’d…

Published January 22, 2013 By Mark A. Rayner

I have never owned one of your quaint “internal combustion engine” vehicles, so I have not had to worry about the high price of gas,…