LONDON, ON (The Skwib) — Yesterday the writer of the popular blog, Prawned! was found draped across his keyboard, unconscious.
Patrick Jones, aka Dedred S., was pronounced dead at the scene by the medical examiner.
Jones was known as an insightful and amusing commentator on the gaming and shrimping industries, and appeared as a regular commentator on many television and radio programs. He was also quoted extensively in Shrimper’s Times, the magazine of the shrimping industry.
Sorrowful family and friends are still trying to understand what happened to Jones. The blogger quit his full-time job as a successful lawyer to follow his blogging passion less than a year ago and everyone said he seemed “incredibly happy.”
“His blog was doing so well,” his sister Bethany Jones told The Skwib. “It was getting tons of hits.”
More than hits. According to the web experts, Prawned! was in the top 100,000 sites on Alexa (a website that tracks traffic on the web.) It received hundreds of comments on a regular basis, and had an inbound link score of more than 1,000.
“How could he die? I mean, he appeared on CNN!” his baffled sister asked.
“I was worried about him,” Felicia Jones, his mother said. “He seemed to be getting thinner and thinner, and his color looked terrible. ”
In his report, the medical examiner cited the cause of death as “blogging exposure”, though he noted that the physical cause of death was starvation.
Haha! I swear I thought you were going to conclude this with “Authorities suspect someone opened the blinds.”
An equally appropriate ending. 🙂 m.
Lack of sunlight will make you sick.
Who would have thunk it…blogging leads to weightloss… damn.