Your human mating rituals are really quite amusing. Dating sites are so passe on my homeworld of Neecknaw. Instead of dating sites, we have two…
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First off, you probably need to untie her and let her run away from the frisky little tyke. Oh and stop giving him knives to…
Comments closedThe walls of my house are bleeding, and I keep finding an ax next to my bed when I wake up in the middle of…
4 CommentsThe General can tell you’re a guy. Only a human male would frame the question in such a crass way. What you’re asking, essentially, is…
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