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Professor Quippy: Sex Cue Ocular Protection Equipment

Professor QuippyNew research has led me to devise a pair of glasses that gentlemen with ring fingers longer than their index fingers (go ahead, I’ll wait while you gents check) may want to purchase.

According to a BBC report, scientists found that “catching sight of a pretty woman really is enough to throw a man’s decision-making skills into disarray.”

I knew it!

And it appears that men with higher levels of testosterone (the index vs ring finger check indicates an elevated level), are even more susceptible to the deleterious effects of having pretty women around while they make critical decisions. Actually, be fair, any decision.

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