Category: Parody & Satire

Ask General Kang: We've just had a Christmas election called, but I think it's kind of meaningless because the Canadian political system is out of order anyway. How would you fix it?

Published November 29, 2005 By Mark A. Rayner

You don’t know what out of order is! I’d show you, but I’m too old, I’m too tired, I’m too freakin’ insane. If I were…

Published November 25, 2005 By Mark A. Rayner

This is a team event that asks the question: how far can you fling a religious person? Though many of the “fling team” members will…

Published November 22, 2005 By Mark A. Rayner

Here’s another new demonstration sport that will be featured in the 2008 Olympics — the Organ Relay. As you probably know, China is a great…

Published November 21, 2005 By Mark A. Rayner

TWATT, Shetland Islands (The Skwib) — Strong entries from both Scotland and Norway have led to a major upset here at the Delicacy World Cup.…

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