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From the Desk of:
Jim Peterson, International Trade MinisterTo:
Paul Martin, Prime Minister
Irwin Cotler, Justice MinisterCC: The Skwib
Issue:
As you know, the US refuses to honor the legally binding and unanimous decision of the free trade tribunals — a ruling that said US had no right to impose tariffs on the import of Canadian softwood lumber. This is a flagrant disregard for the process of law.
There have been several suggestions that the Government should impose its own tariffs on incoming goods such as orange juice and wine, or slap outgoing tariffs on oil and gas exports from Canada.
The drones at the Ministry here feel that will hurt Canadian consumers, or cause further division between the Government with the Province of Alberta.
However, it is clear that the Government, on behalf of the people of Canada, must retaliate in some way or we will continue to be bullied by our erstwhile “partners” in Free Trade to the South.
Solution:
We propose that Canada move immediately on Operation BC Bud, which is designed to really annoy specific influential decision-makers in Washington.
Operation BC Bud
Phase One: Immediately deny extradition of Marc Emery, as requested by US.
Phase Two: Immediately decriminalize the possession and sale of cannabis in amounts of 30 grams or less.
From the Desk of:SEATTLE — The US Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) has filed extradition orders with Canadian authorities, demanding that Canada deliver their cattle to American justice. “We…
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For an old, old man, it had been a busy week, but there was still more to do before the bureaucrats took the weekend off.
He’d managed to deflect the moderates, who felt Japan should apologize for the bombings of San Francisco and Los Angeles; it was 60 years ago, and he wished people would just forget the past. They should think about the future. As though they should apologize! No matter how horrible, those bombs saved millions of lives – many of them Japanese. To think he’d almost told that fruitcake Hitler that they didn’t want the a-bomb technology. What a mistake that would have been!
And he’d successfully screwed the Chinese over again. Heh. Must drive them nuts, he thought. For the third time, China got the Asian Free Trade Board to rule in their favor on the rice duties Japan had been imposing, but he told his people to ignore it. But what could China do? They had lots of land and peasants, but no army. No technology. (It all came back to their nuclear arsenal again, didn’t it?)
But the nuclear arsenal was not going to fix the problem in Arabia, where the fundamentalists were waging a successful insurgency against the Imperial occupation. You couldn’t nuke everything. It would just take more troops. Perhaps more levies from Korea and Manchuria.
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