Absolutely! You can’t take over a planet without a few friends.
The most wonderful thing about Facebook is the “status update” allows you to reveal your innermost thoughts and emotional states, as they happen. For example, when I’m feeling enraged at my lack of minions, I can click on: “General Kang is at the library.”
When I thirst for world domination, all I have to click on “General Kang is sleeping.” And so on.
Speaking of minions, you should join my group “Neecknaw Forever.” (If you’re a member you will not be subject to the same intensity of invasive probing when my space armada arrives.)
I’m also working on an application that will allow you do describe how you would fit in with a society ruled by uber-chimps and gorilloids wearing Fezes.
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