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You choose: Dr. Seuss or ball-peen hammer strike on the temple?

November 2, 2007 in Monkeys! by Mark A. Rayner

Who needs peyote when there is Dr. Seuss? The man was a menace. I heartily sympathize with Mr. Knox in this video. Hat tip to Tina at The Gallivanting Monkey for inflicting such cranial trauma on me this morning. And now, we share.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vkAuJlaAWw

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