Well, as your own Sung Tzu said, “All war is deception,” so you’d be foolish to believe anything that I told you.
However, with that caveat, I will tell you that I’m very impressed with you Earthlings, particularly your creativity; it translates into all kinds of incredible things like religion, art and corporate reward programs (and of course, your vast capability for self-deception). So my eventual victory over you will require that I turn your creative nature to my advantage.
Either that or I may first bombard your cities with massive fruit cakes. Having just experienced my second “Christmas”, I cannot imagine a more demoralizing opening move.
Next time: My tinfoil helmet doesn’t seem to be blocking out the voices. Any ideas?
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