Professor Quippy: Human-Cow Hybrids and the 21st Century Codpiece

British scientists have asked for permission to create a human-cow hybrid, in hopes that they can totally freak out the religious right in America.

Kidding — they really want to mess with the religious right in Britain. Oh, and they hope that the experiment will allow them to create more stem cells, which will help researchers find treatments for such diseases as Alzheimer’s and Parkinson’s. (Or so they hope.)

WE HOPE that none of those cells actually mature and create human-cow hybrids. The cow-men (or would that be bull-men) that could result would probably find the idea of purchasing mens’ skivvies with “Wondercups” laughable.

This is a major breakthrough in men’s underwear. The design is supposed to enhance the apparent size of the contents of said underwear.

A non-bovine spokesperson for the company said: “It basically lifts, separates and extends. This design uses all of the natural assets of the person, whether they be big, small or indifferent.”

Mooove over codpiece!

The Science:
UK Scientists Have Cow Fetish | 21st Century Codpiece