As it turns out, when it comes to love tackle, size does matter — if you’re a rat.
Well hung rodents will be happy to learn that generous proportions in the uh, genital area, give them evolutionary advantages.
According to the New Scientist, University of Liverpool evolutionary biologist Steven Ramm “gathered published measurements of the length of the penis bone in four orders of mammals: rodents, primates, bats and carnivores.” He doesn’t know what advantage the well-endowed rats gained, but we do.
Street cred.
Sorry primates, the findings only apply to rodents and to a lesser extent carnivores. You’ll still have to have some skill with whatever you’ve got.
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