“Doug, Doug. You won’t believe this . . . Oh my god, I’m so excited. House (actor Hugh Laurie) just said the words “London, Ontario”. Isn’t that exciting?”
“It’s like, London, Ontario exists! We’re on Network TV.”
“American Network TV.”
“Yes, and House is a popular program too!”
“Hey, when was the last time London, Ontario was mentioned on American Network TV?”
“I don’t know, Bob. A long time? Never?”
“This is so exciting, we should do a story about it!”
“Yes… yes!”
“And then let’s put it on the front page.”
“Doug, I think I just peed myself with excitement.”
“I wish I’d just peed myself. You don’t think anyone will notice that it’s, you know, not real news, do you?”
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