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previous beard forecasts Foothills Thuder Squire			Flyboy's "Beard": September-October Current Conditions The smooth pink cheeks of the Flyboy are bereft of foliage, dented only by a hint of a dimple, and occasionally lightly covered in the scrubbery of a day or two's neglect. The Mongolian winds are harsh and unforgiving as they sweep across the Goatee desert. Animals have been known to die on this face, due to lack of cover or sustenance. Short-term Forecast: Daily last minute in-shower scraping, guided by fingers and followed by significant sideburn leveling. The people are praying for a handlebar moustache but the forecast calls for continued smooth-cheekery. Long-range forecast: More of the same, dammit. More's the pity. More about Flyboy Click here for beard porn.
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