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Thuder's Beard: September-October

Current Conditionseart-to-ear onslaught beard
Threatening a full blown ear-to-ear onslaught for most of the summer, Thuder's beard was recently downgraded to a much less severe Squire-like goatee. This change was brought about by the combined high pressure fronts of spousal disapproval and public speaking engagements.

Short-term Forecast
Look for clear conditions for most cheek and jowl areas to continue with moderate furries confined to around the mouth and chin. Some isolated stubble expected on days when he doesn't give a shit.

Long-term Forecast
Hair may redevelop across much of the facial region particularly toward Christmas. However, continued presence of above mentioned high pressure sources could counteract that development (though not so much as to threaten unwelcome visibility of chins).

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