Thuder's Beard: September-October
Current Conditions
Threatening a full blown ear-to-ear onslaught for most of the summer,
Thuder's beard was recently downgraded to a much less severe Squire-like
goatee. This change was brought about by the combined high pressure fronts
of spousal disapproval and public speaking engagements.
Short-term Forecast
Look for clear conditions for most cheek and jowl areas to continue with
moderate furries confined to around the mouth and chin. Some isolated
stubble expected on days when he doesn't give a shit.
Long-term Forecast
Hair may redevelop across much of the facial region particularly toward
Christmas. However, continued presence of above mentioned high pressure
sources could counteract that development (though not so much as to threaten
unwelcome visibility of chins).
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