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previous beard forecasts Foothills Thuder Squire Flyboy			Foothill's Beard: September-October General Conditions: Like a lonely tumble weed rolling across the pock-marked plain of the Alberta Badlands, Foothills' beard is desolate, rugged and sad -- a true reflection of the man himself. Earthy in colour, sparse in fullness, it is fickle like the wind, coming and going with the seasons. Short-term forecast: 100% chance of increased shagginess as the trimmer on Foothills' electric razor is shot. Too apathetic about personal appearance to care, and too broke to buy a new razor. Long-range forecast: The Farmer's Almanac is predicting a cool winter, which means frequent frozen-mucus accents hanging from the moustache on evenings when Foothills floods the backyard skating rink. More about Foothills
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