Okay, I knew this question was going to come up eventually, but I wasn’t quite prepared for how rudely it would be asked. Essentially, I…
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Well, I hate to be a bearer of bad news, but I know which is the fish fork, and I’m a freakin’ monkey. However, this…
3 CommentsWell, technically speaking, right now I’m an evil alien advice columnist, but I do hope to land another overlord gig someday soon. Funnily enough, I…
2 CommentsYes, yes you could. You could be a female chimp of a certain age and inclination, and you could be in deep, chattering, pheromone-rich estrus.…
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