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Have it your way

By on September 11, 2009 in Parody & Satire, Toulouse Le Grandfig

Jessica McDonaldJessica McDonald had been on the run for most of her adult life, ever since she’d walked into the Burker Ging and asked for a “Sloppy Whopper.” The Golden Arch Gestapo just didn’t put up with that kind of betrayal. She’d fallen in with a rough crowd of C.H.U.D.s for a while, but she kept asking for fries with her homeless people, and they threw her out of the sewers.

Since then, she’d been living rough, eating derelicts by the old rail line.

Legend has it that after the screams die down, she can be heard muttering, “it’s still better than a Big Mac.”

Alltop and humor-blogs.com enjoy fast food. Photo via Strange Ink.

5 Responses to Have it your way

  1. Alex L. September 12, 2009 at 12:56 am #

    I’m not usually scared of clowns… usually.

  2. LOBO September 12, 2009 at 3:42 am #

    Don’t be such a puss.

    -Wait ’til it comes out how they make the yogurt.

  3. Max September 12, 2009 at 8:52 am #

    Don’t even get me started on “special” sauce.

    And I find clowns terrifying: http://bit.ly/JRyi7

  4. Mark A. Rayner September 12, 2009 at 9:03 am #

    Guys, this is nothing compared to Mr. Bat:
    http://markarayner.com/blog/archives/958

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