Does your robot rule, so to speak?

Hyper-Clones everywhere may be asking themselves, “sure I have a robot, but is it lethally well-endowed?”

Now you no longer have to worry about the embarrassment of a neuter robot filled with compassion or, God forbid, a total lack of equipment. Here at Por-No! Industries (A Division of Metro-Phallus), we have been working on the age-old problem of wankerless robotry for more than four hundred years, and we have finally developed the ultimate in death-dealing, tally-whackered self-directed automata: The Penetrator 15000.

Unlike the notoriously unstable Bio-Terminatron line of cyborgs, The Penetrator 15000 contains no biological or genetic components and has no vestige of human compassion. Not even the free-roaming CEOs of the NaziWorks home planet can make such a claim! And they are made of poly-impermeable chromindium steel, so they’re easy to clean afterward.

Warning: may permanently damage any unattended Pleasure Borgs. Not suitable for children, households with goats (an unresolved programming issue) and planetoids inhabited by paying customers.

From Toulouse Le Grandfig in the Land of the Future | photo by Telstar

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