Ahoy mateys! There be many kinds of piratical tools ye can use to keep you out of the scuppers here on The Skwib. (She’s a good ship — a frigate with a raked bow and full keel — weatherly, stiff and filled with scurvy bilge rats.)
First of all, ye be needin’ a pirate name. Ye’ll find a name generator here, and a longer form here (tip o’ the tricorn to Collecting Tokens).
Or you can go to the Talk Like a Pirate site and find out what they think of you. Here’s the news about yer captain of The Skwib:
I am The Cap’n!
Some men and women are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any scalawag who stands between them and unlimited power. You never met a man – or woman – you couldn’t eviscerate. You are the definitive Man of Action, the CEO of the Seven Seas, Lee Iacocca in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. You’re mission-oriented, and if anyone gets in the way, that’s his problem, now isn’t? Your buckle was swashed long ago and you have never been so sure of anything as your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off his head if he shows any sign of taking you on or backing down. If one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones’ locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed – a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.
What’s Yer Inner Pirate?
brought to you by The Official Talk Like A Pirate Web Site. Arrrrr!
Finally, you can tell yer Cap’n what kind of pirate ye think I be:
What kind of pirate am I? You decide!
You can also view a breakdown of results or put one of these on your own page!
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