Forty-Seven Signs of the Apocalypse (#43)

From the Book of Bolt-Action Lamentations

And lo, there will be a place in the world where the mothers and daughters of Men Wearing Orange shall be tempted by Weapons.

And a time will come that they shall no longer resist the Call of the Weapons, for they shall be Pink. And Adorable. And Too Cute To Be Believed.

And the daughters and mothers of the Men Wearing Orange shall purchase of the weapons and they shall Revel in the Bolt-Action Fury and they shall go unto the forest and hunt of the deer and the bear and the occasional Husband.

Alltop likes theirs rainbow-colored. Newsy Proof: Pretty powerful in pink. Originally published September 2007.