The Ghost of Marley presents “Boo” –> Slide 3

• Investment strategies not helping me now
• Mostly wandering Earth in penitence
• Heavy chains and iron ledgers are not a fashion statement
• You’re next buddy.

The Ghost of Christmas Past presents “But are you bitter?” –> Slide 5

• So your Dad didn’t visit you at boarding school.
• And he called you a waste of oxygen.
• And the only person who loved you, your sister, died.
• But does that mean you should be such a wanker?

The Ghost of Christmas Present presents “Think of the children!” –> Slide 2

• Tiny Tim is so cute.
• He’s cute, and he’ll die!
• Do you want him to die?
• Your nephew thinks you could still change you know.

The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come presents “You Can Call Me Mr. Death” –> only slide

• Tiny Tim
• You
• = wormfood

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