The Lost PowerPoint Slides (#3)

Thag Presents Fire (slide 1)

Useful multi-purpose tool:

• heat
  • prevention of intestinal problems through “cooking”
  • source of warmth for when Ice Age begins
• light
  • increase number of useful nit-picking hours each day
  • Unk can work on his “cave painting” technology
• protection
  • lions and other predators less likely to eat us

Beer! The new taste sensation! (slide 5)

• More than rotting grasses in puddles
• Tastes good(ish)
• Feel squiffy (more fun for dancing, drumming, etc)
• Prevention of intestinal problems
• Need for agriculture now? Drag, but come on, it’s beer!

Second Presentation of Exodus
Concept to Pharoh (slide 7)

The LORD:
–Greater than Seth, protector of crops

• locusts
• eat grain
• nothing green left
• (not good for Egypt)

Socrates: Keepin’ it real (slide 2)

• not lying
• eloquent, yes but I tell the truth
• i.e., bite me

Thomas Huxley: Presentation to British Association for the Advancement of Science (slide 96)

• Rather be descended from an ape

–vs–

• look like an ape

Einstein: Relativity (slide 3)

• gravity — not a force
• gravity — curvature of space-time
• light can be “bent”
• e.g., Christopher Isherwood in Nollendorfplatz

Hey, Let’s Invade Russia: Hitler’s Command Briefing (slide 4)

• melting lead is good way to predict future
• signs look excellent for Operation Barbarossa
• this lump in particular (next slide)