The Lost PowerPoint Slides (#4):

Thag presents “spear” (slide 1)

• long stick
• sharpen end
• put end in fire
• this hard pointy bit goes in mammoth.

Chares of Lindos on building the “Colossus of Rhodes”(slide 12)

materials needed

• iron
• timber
• earthen ramp
• copper (lots)
• something to make shiny bits even shinier (you know what I mean, you naughty Rhodesians)

Napoleon presents “Waterloo” (slide 1)

• split Prussians and English
• defeat each in turn
• my greatest victory yet.

Hippocrates addresses the First Congress of the Greek City-State Medical Association (slide 2)

Rule One:

• Don’t kill your patient

Rule Two:

• Don’t make them sicker

(Same rule?)

Laura Secord explains scheme to warn Fitzgibbon of American plan to invade Niagara to idiot husband (slide 4)

• Cow is a distraction
• Cow is not going to fight Americans
• Cow is to help me get away from American officers billeted in our house
• Cow is not important!