When it is exceedingly hot and humid, several things will occur to you, probably in this order:
a) gosh, the air seems rather thick this morning
b) hey, I’m perspiring!
c) no, make that sweating …
d) actually, I’m bathed in my own liquid filth.
Somewhere after d) you will discover if it is really hot or if you are in the midst of a bout of amoebic dysentery. If it’s really hot, the following will happen:
1) your dog will burst into flames
2) your face will ignite
3) your expensive Sauconys will melt onto your feet.
IF this happens, do not panic. There is a team of dermal/plastics professionals on standby at the Saucony headquarters in Massachusetts, ready to help you with your pedal injury.
Another way to tell if it’s too hot is if you look like the guy on the left. 
That is all.
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