The Devil’s Dictionary: The Skwib Updates: H

Posted by Mark A. Rayner on July 28, 2006
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The Devil's UpdatesHEMP, n. A plant from whose fibrous bark is made an article of neckwear which is frequently put on after public speaking in the open air and prevents the wearer from taking cold.

The Skwib Update:

HEMP, n. A plant from whose delicate leaves is made substances that threatens the very fabric of reality, morality and social order.

2 Comments to The Devil’s Dictionary: The Skwib Updates: H

Rachel
July 30, 2006

HEMP, n. Type of necklace often associated with clay mushroom pendants and dirty hippies stinking of patchouli.

Mark A. Rayner
July 31, 2006

Excellent. m.

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