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Author Archive | Mark A. Rayner
Christmas Carnage!
Time for a little blogging break. I’ll be back in the New Year, and in the meantime, I hope you all have a nice little break yourself. If you’re dying for more Skwib, perhaps you can avail yourself of the archives, or even better, why don’t you treat yourself to one of my novels? You can buy Marvellous Hairy anywhere fine literature is sold online, including 99-cent ebooks at Smashwords and Kindle. The Amadeus Net is available direct from the publisher, ENC Press, or as an ebook on Smashwords or Kindle (99-cents).
And you may want to have a wee nip and listen to this Christmas classic too:
The snowy gif above is based on the brilliant photo by mikonT. Alltop had nothing to do with it.
The Night Santa Went Crazy
This fan-made video is a brilliant adaptation of Weird Al’s “The Night Santa Went Crazy”.
You may also find some crazy at alltop.com.
Give a Little Monkeyjoy this holiday
If you’re still looking for gifts, both of my novels are available on Kindle for 99-cents — until the end of the year!
And yes, you can give a Kindle book as a gift. Just click on the “Give as a Gift” button on the right side of the screen when you get to Amazon.
You can also get them in all other formats at Smashwords: Marvellous Hairy | The Amadeus Net.
And, of course, the dead tree versions are also available wherever books are sold online.
Alltop loves dead trees! Especially at Christmas.
Trooper Jinglo at home
Every time he thought about the Death Star, and how he was supposed to be on duty that day, Trooper Jinglo just needed to cuddle with his dog.
More pics and cutlines like this at Monkeyjoys (my Tumblr blog).
Alltop was supposed to be cleaning out the garbage containers, but got held up at the Senate. Stormtrooper by Anthony Georgis on Flickr.
Jesus visits the Denver Broncos
I’ve been without TV for the last three months, so I haven’t witnessed all the miracles Jesus has performed on behalf of the Denver Broncos and Tim Tebow, but I do remember the Elway years…