The non-educated delinquents (NEDs) of Narnia started acting like asses long before their transformation began.
Upside: this was actually an improvement and made them attractive to some women.
Downside: no place to hide a chib.
Evolution at work
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The Styrophone
Another genius idea from Lunchbreath Industries!
Alltop has a phone-smashing budget.
Sex with Sue
“Hi there Jeremy, you’re on the air.”
“Hi Sue. Long-time listener, first-time caller. I’m a big fan.”
“Thanks Jeremy, what did you want to talk about?”
“What if she’s not into your face?”
“In what way? Kissing?”
“No, like sitting on it in a way that she delivers up her everlasting soul to the Old One.”
“Jeremy, you’re making me hot just talking about it, so I suggest that you do the same with your girlfriend.”
“I will, Sue. Wait for my visit.”
[sound of static, embedded within it: the wail of a nameless dread]
Alltop finds nameless dread relaxing. 022 Cthulu, originally uploaded by dracorubio.
Mother’s Little Helper
The day after, chemist Leo Sternbach, decided to give his new “relaxing compound for stressed-out mothers” another go. And within a year, Valium was approved for commercial use.
Of course it would never bring Jillian or Fluffy back.
Alltop loves the fake sitar riff in “Mother’s Little Helper.” Hilarious refit of the retro scene by captainandpants.
Epic Tales of Adventure
This is somewhat of an oldie, in web terms, but I just saw it yesterday, so what the hell:
Alltop is top hat.
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