Neil was a tiny and polite human employed by the General Entropy division of NaziWorks 3000 (The Caring Company), where he was an accomplished lamp.
For the most part, he was just happy not to be eaten by the large CEOs that roamed most of his planet, but his current supervisor had found him a choice placement.
Tina was the daughter of a mid-to-large Hyper-Clone outfitted with the devastating Clone 12000, and COO of a Regional Infection division within NaziWorks. Her father’s frequent explosive diarrhea kept her hopping, cleaning up the house, but when he powered down for the evening, she would read under her favourite lamp.
Neil especially liked that she always undid the first three buttons of her blouse first.