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Professor Quippy: Never mind the turkey-sized raptors, I’m worried about the hellish frogs wielding flick-knives

Professor QuippyA giant fossil found in Madagascar has caused tension in scientific circles. Before its discovery, scientists believed that Madagascar and South America lost their land connection about 120 million years ago. The ginormous frog fossil suggests is was more like 80 million years ago.

Why is this 10-pound bruiser a turd in the continental-drift punchbowl?

Well, not only was it a beach-ball sized frog with a giant Pac-man-like maw lined with teeth, armor, an aggressive attitude and laser beams strapped to its frickin’ head, its claws were clutching a tiny sign that said, “Brazil or Bust”. (Okay, I made most of that up. Seriously, how do they know anything this from a fossil? Extrapolation from similar species in South America, as seen in the pic to the right.) Hellfrog

Its existence in Madagascar 80 million years ago suggests that the island was connected to South America, and the Indian subcontinent well into the Cretaceous period. (Known for its large, lawyer-eating lizards.)

Of course, that’s what the paleobiogeographical scientists say. The paleogeographical people say they’re making it all up.

By the way, the name of the frog is Beelzebufo short for “in your face paleogeographers, boo-ya!” (Would you believe Beelzebub Bullfrog.) No word yet if it had the power to hypnotize it’s prey, which may have included young (tasty) dinosaurs.

Other hellish amphibians can be found here. More about this story at the New Scientist. Artist: Luci Betti-Nash.

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