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1. You do not talk about baboon-washing club.
2. You do not talk about baboon-washing club.
3. If someone says “stop,” goes limp, or gets infected by a new virulent strain of baboon-born ebola, the baboon-wash is over.
4. Only two guys to a baboon.
5. One baboon at a time.
6. No shirts, no shoes, no tetanus shots.
7. Baboon-washes go on as long as they have to.
8. If this is your first night at baboon-washing club, you have to wash a baboon.

Inspired by:Fight Club, Alltop and all the Baboons at Humor-blogs.com.